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Todays Front Page News – Bluey the Horny Buffalo !!!


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Bluey the Buffalo is running amok in the small bush community of Ngukurr ( 320kms east of Katherine ).

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Apparently Bluey was hand raised by a bloke called Jarrod Shelton who found him when he was just days old and has looked after him ever since . Bluey seems to think he is human which is not surprising given the fact he has his own bed at Jarrods place and like most Aussie kids was raised on Weetbix 😉

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Unfortunately the locals in the town are not as fond of Bluey as Jarrod is , likening him to a 500kg teenager. They say the Buff has no respect for other peoples property , wandering into peoples gardens , headbutting fence posts and sharpening his horns on car tyre hubs – hey its called adolescence , we all went through it !

At least he isn’t drinking yet , he could end up like these guys …

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Update – when I went to Tag this , WordPress suggested Sarah Jessica Parker – WTF ???

First 3 pics thanks to www,ntnews.com.au

Based on a story I read in the paper today by reporter Ellie Turner http://www.ntnews.com

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Categories: bush, entertainment, funny, humour, Only in the Territory | Tags: , , | 13 Comments

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13 thoughts on “Todays Front Page News – Bluey the Horny Buffalo !!!

  1. I thought for sure this story was going to be about Sarah Jessica Parker when I saw the headline

  2. OMG, this is so f*cking funny, I can hardly stand it! Talk about bull sh*t!
    Hugs,
    Kathy

  3. Collies are Chip Dip’s main mode of transportation I should add, not Sarah Jessica Parker

  4. wamut

    Coincidentally, I’d attempted to say something moderately intelligent about Bluey only a day before he hit the front page! http://munanga.blogspot.com.au/

    • I love your blog ! I just had a quick read , its nice to meet people who have lived in and understand the Aboriginal communities. I moved to Arnhem Land in February last year and spent 3 months out there. It was partly what inspired my blog – since I moved up here I have seen and done things you wouldn’t dream of “down south” It really is wild up here !

  5. Pingback: Horny Hogs Terrorizing the Territory !! « Kels Gone Bush – skimpy style !!!

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